Cardi B is mad, y’all. And this time, it’s not over taxes or inflation or anything remotely serious—it’s about her shoes. That’s right, the Grammy-winning rapper took to social media in an expletive-laced rant to let the world know that President Donald Trump personally ruined her Super Bowl experience. Why? Because security was too tight, and she had to—brace yourself—walk in her designer heels instead of riding in a cart.
Let’s break this down. Trump made history by becoming the first sitting president to attend the Super Bowl, a pretty big moment no matter how you feel about him. The game was hosted in New Orleans, a city still reeling from the horrifying terrorist truck-ramming attack on New Year’s Day that killed 14 people and injured 35 more. Given that, it’s not exactly surprising that the Secret Service was taking security seriously. But instead of acknowledging that, Cardi B did what she does best—made it all about herself.
“Oh my gosh. The Secret Service was not playing,” she complained, visibly irritated that the event she was invited to attend had extra security. Imagine that. In a world where, just a month prior, innocent people were mowed down in the streets, law enforcement wanted to be extra cautious. But nope, Cardi was mad because her precious “three-band” shoes had to touch the pavement. First-world problems at their finest.
And let’s not skip over the best part—her deep political analysis. After whining about her ruined footwear, she came to a groundbreaking conclusion: “Now I like him lesser!” The intellectual depth is truly astounding. Forget border security, the economy, or national defense—Trump should be judged based on whether or not Cardi B can comfortably waltz into the Super Bowl without inconvenience.
Then came the kicker. Somewhere between crunching on chips and waving around her spiked heels, she decided that since Trump probably won’t reimburse her for her shoes, he should at least “bring my uncle back” from deportation. Which uncle? What happened? No one knows. Cardi certainly didn’t clarify, and her team hasn’t responded for comment. But in her mind, that’s a fair trade—one high-end shoe for one illegal re-entry.
Cardi B says Trump ruined her $3K Louboutins at the Super Bowl—now he owes her uncle’s return from deportation! She’s mixing politics with fashion drama!
Video credit: Livebitez pic.twitter.com/ovEka3u0Xr— Chasethatclout (@chasethatclout) February 10, 2025
This whole meltdown is a perfect example of what happens when celebrities are so wrapped up in their own bubble that they forget the rest of the world exists. Millions of Americans tuned into the Super Bowl, not just to watch the game but to escape the daily grind for a few hours. And yet, here’s Cardi B, proving once again that for some people, everything—everything—has to be about them.
Just remember that reports show that the Harris campaign paid Cardi B $60,000 despite claiming she never got a dollar.
A Dem donor also reported it as well:
Lindy Li: “Despite her repeated denials, Beyonce was paid.”
Shawn Ryan: “Who was she paid by?”
Lindy Li: “And Kamala Harris thought all these people came out to Texas to hear her speak. Yeah, right. Kamala Harris got booed. She got drowned in boos.”
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— Shawn Ryan (@ShawnRyan762) February 6, 2025
Trump wasn’t at the Super Bowl to ruin Cardi B’s night. He was there as the President of the United States, attending a historic event in a city that has been through more than its fair share of tragedy. The fact that extra security measures were in place should be seen as a testament to the seriousness of the moment, not an inconvenience to a millionaire’s wardrobe.
But hey, if Cardi B wants to throw another fit on Instagram, we’re all ears. Just maybe next time, she can keep the focus on something other than her shoes.
