The weekend came and went, and so did another No Kings protest — or, more accurately, a collection of under-attended, over-hyped costume parades masquerading as civil resistance. Hordes of leftist agitators hit the streets to rage against the Orange Tyrant™ with the same energy and originality they’ve brought to the table since 2016: which is to say, none. The only real surprise is that some of them actually made it past brunch.
Let’s be honest. Most Americans didn’t notice, because most Americans were doing normal things — spending time with their families, working jobs, watching football, going to church, or just enjoying a politics-free weekend. Not glued to Twitter. Not screaming into the void about “fascism.” And certainly not dressing up in inflatable unicorn costumes while holding pre-printed Soros-funded protest signs in downtown D.C.
This is who they are. This is what they’re about https://t.co/CZE959VRxe
— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) October 18, 2025
Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, actress Sydney Sweeney is being branded a white supremacist by the same permanently online lunatics — not because she said anything remotely political, but because she committed the cardinal sin of being blonde, attractive, and wearing jeans. In this upside-down culture war, existing while unfashionably white and insufficiently apologetic is now grounds for cancellation. The left eats its own, but not before tweeting about it from three burner accounts and tagging Netflix for good measure.
Back to the protests — or what was left of them. In Washington, D.C., the crowd had already begun to evaporate by 2:30 p.m., likely due to the gravitational pull of early bird specials or a Matlock rerun marathon. Someone joked that they had to return to their retirement homes, and frankly, the average age of protester lent that theory some weight. It looked less like a revolution and more like a confused AARP convention that got sidetracked on the way to the Lincoln Memorial.
Just came back from No King rally in DC. Here are my observations.
• it’s true I didn’t not see a king.
• The crowd was not that big and street parking was not hard to find.
• Majority of the people are white.
• There are too many older people—60s radicals I guess.
• There… pic.twitter.com/E2yOaZzYgE— Xi Van Fleet (@XVanFleet) October 18, 2025
No one cared. Not because Americans aren’t engaged — but because they’re done with this brand of elite-driven, performative outrage. They’ve seen the results of leftist governance: high crime, open borders, $5 gas, woke indoctrination in schools, and foreign policy disasters. Screaming “No Kings!” while waving a Biden-Harris flag isn’t activism — it’s parody.
And yet, these same folks will foam at the mouth when Trump steps up to the debate stage, where — as we’ve seen — he’ll steamroll whoever the Democrats nominate, whether it’s a cognitively vacant Joe Biden or a politically vacant Kamala Harris. They know it. That’s why they’re shrieking in the streets, hoping noise will compensate for substance. It won’t.
BREAKING: Deranged never-Trumper George Conway EMBARRASSES himself at the manufactured “No Kings” rally
“Hey hey, Donald J, how many kids did you starve today?? Hey, hey!!”
Crowd:
Conway: “Okay, that’s—hahaha”
The level of cringe is off the charts pic.twitter.com/McFEAysroI
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 18, 2025
