You’ve got to hand it to the legacy media and their professional swamp creatures — they just can’t let go of the fantasy that they still control the narrative. It’s like watching a washed-up actor demand respect on a set that doesn’t exist anymore. The lights are off, the audience left years ago, but they’re still out there delivering monologues about “threats to democracy” like anyone’s buying it.
Let’s be crystal clear: the rules have changed. The old script — where Democrats could gerrymander entire states into political blue fortresses and then shriek “Fascism!” when Republicans dare to win by the same methods — doesn’t fly anymore. It’s dead, and nobody but MSNBC interns and blue-check Twitter addicts got the memo.
Take Texas, for example. Republicans are pushing a redistricting plan that could net them five more House seats — and the left is melting down. Enter Governors Pritzker and Hochul, the architects of some of the most laughably gerrymandered maps in the country, now sobbing into their soy lattes because they can’t handle a red map drawn with the same crooked ruler they’ve used for decades.
MSNBC ‘Analyst’: DOJ launching grand jury probe of Russiagate is “weaponization of the DOJ.”
“If they convene it in D.C. district, they might not get the outcome that they want. So it’s likely they’re going to put it in Florida, which means they’re looking for a certain outcome,… pic.twitter.com/sjqIFKfTAR
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 5, 2025
And where are the Texas Democrats who fled their state like fugitives to block the vote? Oh, hiding out in the blue-state witness protection program, camped out in Illinois and New York. Because nothing screams “protecting democracy” like refusing to participate in it.
But wait — the hypocrisy tour isn’t over. Let’s take a quick detour to the Department of Justice, where the double standard is so thick you need a chainsaw to cut through it.
Remember when Jack Smith and the Biden DOJ stitched together legal nonsense in an attempt to put Donald Trump in jail and disqualify him from the 2024 ballot? The talking point of the day was “No one is above the law.” Every CNN panel parroted it. Every blue-check influencer regurgitated it. Heck, even the parrots on MSNBC probably said it.
Anyone want to tell this clown the Biden DOJ then Jack Smith used a DC grand jury in the documents case then switched it to southern Florida at the last minute to secure an indictment after getting everything they wanted out of DC judges and DC grand jury?? https://t.co/hMIBJhANux
— Julie Kelly (@julie_kelly2) August 5, 2025
But now? Pam Bondi floats the idea of a grand jury to investigate the Russiagate hoax — a hoax built on fake intel, media leaks, and FBI corruption — and suddenly, investigating real crimes is “weaponizing the DOJ.” Oh really?
So let me get this straight:
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Manufacturing false evidence to launch a coup against a sitting president? Not weaponization.
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Investigating the people who did it? Definitely weaponization.
Got it. Riiiiiight.
And who are they rolling out to spin this narrative now? Christopher O’Leary, former Biden hostage negotiator and full-time Trump hater. The man’s résumé reads like a LinkedIn parody: all titles, no substance. He’s now an MSNBC regular, of course — because if your only talent is blaming Trump for everything from gas prices to global warming, that’s your audition tape for a prime-time media slot.
Let’s also not forget O’Leary’s personal humiliation: watching Trump and Marco Rubio bring home more American hostages in a few months than he did in years. That one must sting, because now he’s clinging to whatever credibility he thinks he has left by pretending that Russiagate wasn’t the political fraud of the century.
Based on his Bio at the Soufan Group — Mr. O’Leary did not spend any time in the FBI handling criminal cases.
That shows from his answers. https://t.co/8lImEYMCQI
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) August 5, 2025
And here’s what really blows their narrative apart: the Bondi grand jury could — and maybe should — convene in Florida. Why? Because, as Devin Nunes and others have pointed out, the FBI’s infamous Mar-a-Lago raid might not have been about classified documents at all — it might’ve been about destroying Russiagate evidence.
Suddenly, Florida becomes very relevant.
Of course, the legacy media’s spin machine doesn’t want to touch that. They’re still flailing, pretending it’s 2018, hoping you don’t notice the Russia hoax was always a political op, never about national security, and now that the spotlight’s turning around, they’re screeching about “fairness.”
Too late.
The public sees through it. The polls are shifting. The old playbook is dead. And the only thing funnier than watching them try to resuscitate it is the fact that they actually think anyone outside their media bubble still takes them seriously.
Spoiler alert: We don’t.
